What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:35

Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.